Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The "it's a grating world" thrill ride, August 27, 2010, 1:54 p.m.
"it's a grating world"
Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: July 28, 1981
Duration: 123 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Description
Float past scenes in which the seldom-blinking youngsters of the planet complain about equality and plumbers.
Theme Song
The "it's a grating world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or careers,
its a world of joy, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time at the fair,
it's a grating world after all.
Touring Tips
- Warning: after fireworks, this thrill ride will be dominated by incoherent punkers.
Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too boring for children and some adults.
- ADVISEMENT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure or kidney or tongue disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
- Thrill ride is closed for no real reason from September 28 through October 5.
Trivia
- The glow of "it's a grating world" can be spotted from as far away as Asia.
- In an international poll, it was found that practically all people think that the only thing worse than this attraction is going on it again.
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