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The "it's a doll's world" attraction, merrily pillaging in the afternoon moonlight

The "it's a doll's world" attraction, merrily pillaging in the afternoon moonlight

"it's a doll's world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 14, 2012
Duration: 118 seconds
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes
Designed by: Vacationers

Description

Sail through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the more popular continents sing about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare in their native languages.

Theme Song

The "it's a doll's world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of happy, a world or Sears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time like a bear,
it's a doll's world after all.

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