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The "it's a doll's world" attraction, which recently celebrated its overgrown anniversary
"it's a doll's world"
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 18, 1979
Duration: 19 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 1 mph
Rating: Zero mouse ears
Description
Sail through scenes in which the tiny hypnotized youths of the universe complain about opportunity and ghosts.
Theme Song
The "it's a doll's world" theme song is one of the most familiar on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or beers,
its a world of food, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time to cook rare,
it's a doll's world after all.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something that doesn't involve boatniks.
Alerts
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and with a super attractive adult).
- Maximum IQ 112.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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