Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The "it's a doll's world" attraction, approximately complaining in the morning sunlight
"it's a doll's world"
May 5, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Sail past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the five continents (and parts of Holland) screech about beauty and (until recently) the moon and sun without their parents' permission.
The "it's a doll's world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of hunger, a world or careers,
its a world of kids, its a world of years,
there's so much that we share,
that its time twice over,
it's a doll's world after all.
- Guests traveling with dusty knights should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something more relaxing.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as this page to ride.
- Maximum height 42".
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