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The "it's a doll's world" attraction, which recently celebrated its wee anniversary

The "it's a doll's world" attraction, which recently celebrated its wee anniversary

"it's a doll's world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 29, 2004
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 42 minutes

Description

Sail by scenes in which the barely mobile American Idol rejects of the seven continents caterwaul about opportunity and equal pay.

Theme Song

The "it's a doll's world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of children, a world or Sears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's a doll's world after all.

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