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The "it's a doll's world" attraction, merrily pillaging in the afternoon moonlight
"it's a doll's world"
June 14, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Sail through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed child laborers of the more popular continents sing about sappiness and government-mandated healthcare in their native languages.
The "it's a doll's world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or Sears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time like a bear,
it's a doll's world after all.
- Warning: after a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of farm animals.
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum height 51" (on your birthday).
- Make sure to keep your fingers and glasses away from the vehicle at significant times.
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