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The "it's a doll's world" attraction, happily decaying in the evening sunlight

The "it's a doll's world" attraction, happily decaying in the evening sunlight

"it's a doll's world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 30, 1959
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Recommended for: Teens

Description

Float into scenes in which the apparently brainwashed youths of the planet groan about equality and (until recently) the moon and sun without sleep.

Theme Song

The "it's a doll's world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of diversity, a world or ears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of tears,
there's so much that we mare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's a doll's world after all.

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