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The "it's a doll's world" attraction, approximately complaining in the morning sunlight

Above: The "it's a doll's world" attraction, approximately complaining in the morning sunlight

"it's a doll's world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 5, 1985
Duration: 100 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes

Description

Sail past scenes in which the apparently brainwashed American Idol rejects of the five continents (and parts of Holland) screech about beauty and (until recently) the moon and sun without their parents' permission.

Theme Song

The "it's a doll's world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of hunger, a world or careers,
its a world of kids, its a world of years,
there's so much that we share,
that its time twice over,
it's a doll's world after all.

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