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The "it's a doll's world" attraction, which recently celebrated its wee anniversary
"it's a doll's world"
September 29, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Sail by scenes in which the barely mobile American Idol rejects of the seven continents caterwaul about opportunity and equal pay.
The "it's a doll's world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or Sears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we dare,
that its time to cut hair,
it's a doll's world after all.
- Guests traveling with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland hotel guests can't bypass this attraction just a quarter hour preceeding park closing.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Boredom may occur.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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