Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The "it's a dinky world" attraction as seen from the top of a settlement
"it's a dinky world"
August 6, 2004
Avg. queue length:
726 Disney units
Float by scenes in which the seldom-blinking child laborers of the country (and parts of Lake Buena Vista) disharmonize about sappiness and full employment.
The "it's a dinky world" theme song is one of the most unforgettable on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or beers,
its a world of joy, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time we're aware,
it's a dinky world after all.
- Warning: during nightfall, this attraction will be hostile to visiting children.
Guest Policies and Information
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Dewey was famously on hand to name his child after this attraction on his first visit to Utopia.
- This attraction has the highest suicide rate of any attraction in a railway station.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your patience.