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"it's a dinky world", a favorite attraction of Sid Phillips
"it's a dinky world"
December 24, 1984
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Float by scenes in which the hypnotized child laborers of the better known continents sing about sappiness and socialism in their native languages.
The "it's a dinky world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or ears,
its a world of fun, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time every year,
it's a dinky world after all.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- After going on this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something soothing.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, bad haircuts, or ribcage, elbow, or finger issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This is one of the few attractions that has not been sponsored since the resort opened.
- Forcing someone to go on this attraction is grounds for divorce in the Death Star.
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