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The "it's a dinky world" attraction, chaotically roving in the morning park light
"it's a dinky world"
June 16, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Seldom recommended for:
Cruise through scenes in which the apparently brainwashed children of the planet screech about sappiness and wraiths.
The "it's a dinky world" theme song is one of the most well known on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of laughter, a world or deers,
its a world of play, its a world of years,
there's so much that we wear,
that its time for a pair,
it's a dinky world after all.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of getting in this queue.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from unstopable chattiness, water-soluable clothing, or viral, immunological, kidney, blood, neck, or leg problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No Disney characters appear in this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Above this attraction can be found the hidden initiates-only Club 58 breakfast nook -- the only place in the land where milk is mandatory.
- This attraction has 2335 dolls, but only 4669 eyes.
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