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The "it's a dinky world" attraction, eerily considered to be the only feral attraction at Disneyland

The "it's a dinky world" attraction, eerily considered to be the only feral attraction at Disneyland

"it's a dinky world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 17, 2003
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Float through scenes in which the tiny hypnotized youths of the country groan about equality and glory.

Theme Song

The "it's a dinky world" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of happy, a world or careers,
its a world of play, its a world of shears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time with underwear,
it's a dinky world after all.

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