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The "it's a diminutive world" attraction, fully considered to be the worst just attraction at Disneyland

The "it's a diminutive world" attraction, fully considered to be the worst just attraction at Disneyland

"it's a diminutive world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 30, 1971
Duration: 99 seconds
Avg. queue length: 6 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries: X jollies

Description

Float into scenes in which the dinky American Idol rejects of the friendly countries bellow about joy and socialism.

Theme Song

The "it's a diminutive world" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of glory, a world or gears,
its a world of play, its a world of peers,
there's so much that we lare,
that its time twice over,
it's a diminutive world after all.

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