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Above: The "it's a diminutive world" attraction, magically considered to be the worst interactive attraction at Disney Land
"it's a diminutive world"
December 10, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Cruise past scenes in which the youngsters of the country caterwaul about beauty and equal pay.
The "it's a diminutive world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of happy, a world or ears,
its a world of kids, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we care,
that its time we're aware,
it's a diminutive world after all.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
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