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The "it's a cloying world" attraction, which recently celebrated its unforgettable anniversary
"it's a cloying world"
January 27, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Seven happy faces
Float past scenes in which the children of the world caterwaul about happiness and full employment like government propaganda workers.
The "it's a cloying world" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of children, a world or gears,
its a world of hopes, its a world of rears,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time at the fair,
it's a cloying world after all.
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, queue for this attraction no more than once.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from blood disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains holographic effects.
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