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The "it's a cloying world" attraction, which recently celebrated its counterfeit anniversary

Above: The "it's a cloying world" attraction, which recently celebrated its counterfeit anniversary

"it's a cloying world"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 16, 1983
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 414 guest lengths
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Recommended for: Drunks

Description

Float past scenes in which the American Idol rejects of the friendly continents groan about opportunity and government-mandated healthcare until unplugged.

Theme Song

The "it's a cloying world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a world of glory, a world or hears,
its a world of joy, its a world of nears,
there's so much that we fare,
that its time we should dare,
it's a cloying world after all.

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