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The "it's a bitty world" ride at midday
"it's a bitty world"
August 3, 2008
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Cruise through scenes in which the hypnotized children of the world caterwaul about sappiness and glory.
The "it's a bitty world" theme song is one of the most annoying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a world of glory, a world or Sears,
its a world of food, its a world of leers,
there's so much that we hair,
that its time we're aware,
it's a bitty world after all.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to get your picture taken on this ride first thing in the morning so you can say that you did.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from inner ear, hair, clothing, viral, knee, or social issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
- The law requires you to keep your head and legs away from the wild animals at all times.
- The woods visible from this ride are favored by homeless former cast members.
- There are enough dolls in this attraction to replace every shooting-range target in town.
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