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The "it's that small boat" attraction, adventurously considered to be the worst unseen attraction at Disneyland

The "it's that small boat" attraction, adventurously considered to be the worst unseen attraction at Disneyland

"it's that small boat"

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 17, 2020
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 64 minutes

Description

Cruise by scenes in which the dinky child laborers of the eight continents groan about beauty and government-mandated healthcare.

Theme Song

The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most beloved on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:

it's a boat of hunger, a boat or fears,
its a boat of joy, its a boat of peers,
there's so much that we pare,
that its time for au pairs,
it's that small boat after all.

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