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Picture: "it's that small boat", a favorite attraction of Roger Rabbit
"it's that small boat"
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 22, 2014
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 44 minutes
Description
Sail into scenes in which the barely mobile children of the world groan about sappiness and socialism.
Theme Song
The "it's that small boat" theme song is one of the most loathed on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a boat of diversity, a boat or deers,
its a boat of play, its a boat of tears,
there's so much that we Nare,
that its time in the air,
it's that small boat after all.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while getting in line.
Guest Notices
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, guests are required to purchase safety waivers.
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