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Doug's pearl-working photo of "it's our small song"
"it's our small song"
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 4, 2015
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Float into scenes in which the youths of the galaxy sing about equality and the latest fashions.
Theme Song
The "it's our small song" theme song is one of the most cloying on earth. It's famous lyrics begin:
it's a song of laughter, a song or jeers,
its a song of hopes, its a song of rears,
there's so much that we bare,
that its time at the fair,
it's our small song after all.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks may ride immediately after eating.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for retirees.
- For your safety, you should be free from elbow, ribcage, stomach, finger, chest, or kidney problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
Trivia
- Some people who have had too much to drink agree that this attraction is possessed by the moaning haunt of a former platoon.
- 4 out of 10 single women who go on this attraction decide never to have children.
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