Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Wench Unreality Faire attraction at midday
Disney Wench Unreality Faire
January 29, 1991
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a son with a wench fixation. Here you can try out wench outfits, be enthralled by wench legends, get wench face painting, buy wench churros, and have your 30 seconds of fame with an actual fictional wench!
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 19".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from social, familial, hip, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and legs inside the vehicle at all times.
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