Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disney Wench Unreality Faire attraction, March 24, 1974, 7:03 a.m.
Disney Wench Unreality Faire
January 30, 1968
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a spouse with wench-mania. Here you can check out the price tags on wench costumes, listen to wench legends, get a wench makeover, buy limited-edition wench baubles, and chat up a straight-out-of-a-storybook wench!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before taking them on this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders might try to long for this attraction for a half hour preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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