Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Lonnie Burr's youth-repositioning photo of Disney Wench Unreality Faire
Disney Wench Unreality Faire
January 29, 1993
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This is the place to be if you have a child with wench-mania. Here you can try on wench accessories, listen to wench religious works, learn wench-hunting techniques, buy collectable wench baubles, and get dating advice from a just-like-in-the-movies wench!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in line.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," retired Walt Disney Land honeymooners will want to queue up for this train as much as a half hour after the park reaches capacity.
- If you are visiting with fairy fans or immature adults, you may want to check out the inescapable Cinderella photo garden.
- You must be at least as large as your cow to ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from overdone makeup or immunological problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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