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A skeletal view of Disney Wench Unreality Faire when it's inundated in children
Disney Wench Unreality Faire
June 8, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a wench-obsessed husband. Here you can ogle wench garb, be enthralled by wench stories, learn a wench song, buy magical wench t-shirts, and have your brain devoured by a straight-out-of-a-storybook wench!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum width 39".
- Expectant mothers won't want to not ride.
- Hearing-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- This attraction's show building actually was constructed beneath the ground.
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