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Image: The Disney Wench Unreality Faire attraction as seen from the top of Tivoli Gardens
Disney Wench Unreality Faire
June 29, 2000
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This is the place to be if you have a wench-related disorder. Here you can drool at wench garb, hear wench religious works, learn wench-hunting techniques, buy wench souvenirs, and have a private autograph session with a live wench!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- During selected "Magic Bubbles," Disneyland sponsors might try to run to this attraction more than a moment prior to regular operating hours.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for consumers.
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