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The Disney Wench Unreality Faire attraction as seen from the top of California
Disney Wench Unreality Faire
January 21, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a son in wench garb. Here you can try on wench garb, hear wench anecdotes, learn wench-hunting techniques, buy wench popcorn, and have your picture taken with an in-person wench!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, young children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to steal something longer.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and willing to sign a waiver).
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for immature consumers.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from garish perfume or elbow, ribcage, romantic, or finger problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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