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Lonnie Burr's youth-repositioning photo of Disney Wench Unreality Faire

Lonnie Burr's youth-repositioning photo of Disney Wench Unreality Faire

Disney Wench Unreality Faire

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: January 29, 1993
Duration: 15 minutes
Avg. queue length: 61 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
Rating: Five plusses

Description

This is the place to be if you have a child with wench-mania. Here you can try on wench accessories, listen to wench religious works, learn wench-hunting techniques, buy collectable wench baubles, and get dating advice from a just-like-in-the-movies wench!

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