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The Disney Wench Unreality Faire dark ride, which recently celebrated its icy anniversary

At right: The Disney Wench Unreality Faire dark ride, which recently celebrated its icy anniversary

Disney Wench Unreality Faire

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: October 22, 1986
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 24 minutes
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Targeted at: Smiling fanboys

Description

This is the place to hang out if you have wench-mania. Here you can try out wench clothes, be enthralled by wench legends, get a wench makeover, buy wench t-shirts, and have your brain devoured by an actual fictional wench!

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