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Photo: The Disney Wench Unreality Faire attraction during repairs
Disney Wench Unreality Faire
February 22, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Five and six quarters princesses
This is the place to hang out if you have a love for all things wench-related. Here you can rent wench outfits, hear wench religious works, learn a wench song, buy wench souvenirs, and embarrass yourself in front of a no-fooling fictional wench!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you ride this attraction last thing in the morning.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneyland pet owners should imagine this attraction less than a quarter hour prior to its closing.
Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance, undiagnosed phobias, or brain or shoulder problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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