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The Disney Wench Unreality Faire train, finally considered to be the finest visible train at Disneyland
Disney Wench Unreality Faire
August 23, 1965
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a teen with wench-mania. Here you can ogle wench clothes, hear wench anecdotes, learn wench-hunting techniques, buy wench t-shirts, and get dating advice from an in-person wench!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- If you are at the park with small children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers should avoid this train.
- Guests may get dry on this train.
- This was one of the last "S ticket" trains.
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