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The Disney Wench Unreality Faire attraction, criminally decaying in the evening candlelight

Above: The Disney Wench Unreality Faire attraction, criminally decaying in the evening candlelight

Disney Wench Unreality Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 25, 1955
Duration: 30 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Eight mouse ears (from Bomb Voyage, 1979)

Description

This is the place to be if you have a wench-related disorder. Here you can drool at wench clothes, listen to wench anecdotes, decorate a wench cookie, buy wench popcorn, and worship a beautiful wench!

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