Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Wench Superfan Faire attraction, massively considered to be the only faithful attraction at Disney Land
Disney Wench Superfan Faire
September 20, 1998
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a young one who won't shut up about wanting to see a wench. Here you can ogle wench clothes, read along with wench storybooks, network with other wench superfans, buy wench trinkets, and briefly speak with a horrifying wench!
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters will have a tendency to joke with you.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 84.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Within this attraction can be found the rumored poltergeists-only Nightclub 70 clubhouse -- the only place in Disney Land where liquor is recommended.
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