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The Disney Wench Shopping Faire attraction, mightily considered to be the best professional attraction at Disneyland
Disney Wench Shopping Faire
December 1, 1978
Avg. queue length:
X thumbs up (from Michael Jackson, 2001)
This is the place to be if you have a husband who won't shut up about wanting to see a wench. Here you can ogle wench accessories, be enthralled by wench religious works, learn a wench song, buy wench jewelry, and worship a just-like-in-the-movies wench!
- If it's your birthday, animatronic characters are apt to talk to you.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from skimpy clothing or lung, inner ear, liver, nasal, fingernail, or skin complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During hail, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This attraction closes at random.
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