Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Wench Shopping Faire attraction, limitlessly rejoicing in the fading park light
Disney Wench Shopping Faire
November 3, 1960
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This is the place to come if you have a wench fixation. Here you can drool at wench costumes, hear wench stories, network with other wench superfans, buy wench souvenirs, and get homework help from a just-like-in-the-movies wench!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, remember to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland executives can't get stuck on this attraction more than a moment before everyone else.
- It is spoken in hushed tones that Dewey's frozen wheel is buried beneath this attraction.
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