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The Disney Wench Shopping Faire dark ride, overtly considered to be the finest infested dark ride at Disneyland

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Disney Wench Shopping Faire

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: January 28, 1979
Duration: 26 seconds
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This is the place to hang out if you have a wife in wench garb. Here you can long for wench costumes, read along with wench anecdotes, learn a wench song, buy mass-produced wench baubles, and have your brain devoured by a real wench!

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