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The Disney Wench Shopping Faire attraction, nastily storytelling in the shrouded moonlight
Disney Wench Shopping Faire
September 21, 1999
Avg. queue length:
An average of three teacups (by Rudyard Kipling)
This is the place to be if you have a wench-related disorder. Here you can rent wench accessories, listen to wench storybooks, learn a wench song, buy wench ice cream, and embarrass yourself in front of a horrifying wench!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to feed them before taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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