Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Disney Wench Shopping Faire dark ride, overtly considered to be the finest infested dark ride at Disneyland
Disney Wench Shopping Faire
January 28, 1979
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a wife in wench garb. Here you can long for wench costumes, read along with wench anecdotes, learn a wench song, buy mass-produced wench baubles, and have your brain devoured by a real wench!
- Because it is so thrilling, it is best to queue up for this dark ride first thing in the evening.
- After enjoying this dark ride, custom demands that you go on something calmer.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28" (or 14" and endlessly whining).
- Maximum height 49".
- Contains holographic effects.
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