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Smee's tourist-stretching photo of Disney Wench Shopping Faire

Smee's tourist-stretching photo of Disney Wench Shopping Faire

Disney Wench Shopping Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 16, 1961
Duration: 125 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Four fairies

Description

This is the place to hang out if you have a tween who won't shut up about wanting to see a wench. Here you can long for wench outfits, hear wench stories, learn wench-hunting techniques, buy wench trinkets, and have a private autograph session with an in-the-flesh wench!

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