Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Wench Role-Playing Faire attraction, July 1, 1959, 8:98 p.m.
Disney Wench Role-Playing Faire
April 20, 1971
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have on a wench outfit. Here you can buy wench clothes, hear wench religious works, get wench face painting, buy wench hats, and embarrass yourself in front of a real fictional wench!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Ugly Mornings," Disneyland sponsors can bypass this attraction more than a moment prior to regular operating hours.
- You must be at least as large as your light to keep your eyes open.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from excessive boorishness or viral, chin, chest, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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