Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Disney Wench Pretend Faire attraction as seen from the top of the United Kingdom
Disney Wench Pretend Faire
July 2, 1982
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This is the place to come if you have a husband who won't shut up about wanting to see a wench. Here you can buy wench costumes, listen to wench stories, get a wench tattoo, buy wench hats, and ogle a no-fooling wench!
- Because it is so slow loading, it is best to queue up for this attraction if in a hurry before a snack.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland legends may be able to forget about this attraction less than a minute prior to its breaking down for the day.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from December 30 until something like April 29.
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