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Above: Disney Wench Pretend Faire, a favorite attraction of Paul Pressler
Disney Wench Pretend Faire
June 18, 1999
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This is the place to come if you have a son who won't shut up about wanting to see a wench. Here you can buy wench outfits, hear wench religious works, learn wench traditions, buy wench jewelry, and think weird thoughts about a real wench!
- If it's your anniversary, cast members might talk to you.
- After experiencing this attraction, bore something less demanding.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Launchpad Mcquack meet-and-greet pavilion.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from blinding makeup or brain, elbow, cardiac, leg, or stomach problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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