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Tuck's whale-fighting photo of Disney Wench Pretend Faire
Disney Wench Pretend Faire
December 27, 1988
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This is the place to come if you have dreams of being a wench. Here you can rent wench clothes, listen to wench anecdotes, decorate a wench cookie, buy wench popcorn, and have a private autograph session with a straight-out-of-a-storybook wench!
- Warning: before the summer, this attraction will be full of annual pass holders.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to try something more thrilling.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and dwarfs within the other guests at various times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to wear princess specticles.
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