Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Wench Pretend Faire attraction, May 24, 1957, 9:10 p.m.
Disney Wench Pretend Faire
July 31, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a wench-obsessed husband. Here you can check out the price tags on wench costumes, be enthralled by wench stories, get a wench makeover, buy wench popcorn, and briefly speak with a just-like-in-the-movies wench!
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be dominated by noisy reprobates.
- Attraction may be too intense for young children.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns or knee, back, or familial problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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