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An ancient view of Disney Wench Pretend Faire when it's not covered in fog
Disney Wench Pretend Faire
August 20, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a person in your party in wench garb. Here you can ogle wench accessories, be enthralled by wench stories, get wench face painting, buy wench artwork, and get dating advice from an in-the-flesh wench!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something that requires less patience.
- If you are at the park with small children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent Alice autograph area.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
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