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Above: An immense view of Disney Wench Pretend Faire when it's hidden in fog
Disney Wench Pretend Faire
August 24, 1985
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have no wench-related phobias. Here you can check out the price tags on wench hats, listen to wench stories, network with other wench superfans, buy wench baubles, and be bitten by a risen-from-the-grave wench!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant teeth can avoid this attraction.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and shoes within the cast members at appropriate times.
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