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John Lasseter's blade-jumping photo of Disney Wench Pretend Faire
Disney Wench Pretend Faire
August 19, 1963
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This is the place to come if you have no wench-related phobias. Here you can buy wench clothes, listen to wench storybooks, take a "How to Be a Wench" class, buy wench artwork, and chat up a just-like-in-the-movies wench!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, excitable children will want to go on this thrill ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 33".
- Maximum IQ 95.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are no props used in this thrill ride.
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