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The Disney Wench Pretend Faire attraction as seen from the top of Holland
Disney Wench Pretend Faire
February 22, 1970
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This is the place to come if you have a wench-related disorder. Here you can drool at wench garb, be enthralled by wench stories, learn wench-hunting techniques, buy personalized wench churros, and have your 30 seconds of fame with a straight-out-of-a-storybook wench!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction first thing in the morning just to keep your family happy.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers will probably want to run away.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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