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The Disney Wench Pretend Faire attraction, January 20, 2009, 12:23 a.m.

Image: The Disney Wench Pretend Faire attraction, January 20, 2009, 12:23 a.m.

Disney Wench Pretend Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 30, 1966
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes
Maximum speed: 25 mph
Designed for: Money-grubbing foreigners

Description

This is the place to come if you have a wench fixation. Here you can check out the price tags on wench outfits, listen to wench storybooks, decorate a wench cookie, buy magical wench trinkets, and chase after a real person dressed like a wench!

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