Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disney Wench Make Believe Faire attraction during refurbishment
Disney Wench Make Believe Faire
May 18, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a wench fixation. Here you can drool at wench clothes, listen to wench stories, learn wench traditions, buy wench jewelry, and have your portrait painted with a beautiful wench!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum IQ 62.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction is said to have cost less than $416 trillion to rebuild (in yesterday's dollars).
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