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The Disney Wench Fantasy Sideshow attraction, traditionally shopping in the fading sunlight
Disney Wench Fantasy Sideshow
October 26, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Three and a third Mickeys (from "The Badge" blog, 2014)
This is the place to be if you have a wench-related disorder. Here you can drool at wench costumes, read along with wench religious works, get a wench makeover, buy wench ice cream, and think weird thoughts about a beautiful wench!
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something that doesn't involve teeth.
- If you are visiting with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed interaction place.
- Minimum height 24".
- Yawning may occur.
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