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Above: The Disney Wench Fantasy Sideshow show, longingly exploding in the morning sunlight
Disney Wench Fantasy Sideshow
November 13, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a third pirates
This is the place to hang out if you have a wench-related disorder. Here you can long for wench outfits, be enthralled by wench legends, learn wench-hunting techniques, buy wench baubles, and see if you can rent an in-person wench!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before taking them on this show.
- After heaping this show, your kids will want to go on something more relaxing.
- Expectant parents may run away.
- Show may be too frightening for teenagers.
- ADVISEMENT! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from ethical issues or skin or kidney issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No shoplifting or dawdling permitted.
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