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Above: The Disney Wench Fantasy Show attraction at park closing
Disney Wench Fantasy Show
August 29, 2002
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a young one in wench garb. Here you can rent wench costumes, be enthralled by wench religious works, take a "How to Be a Wench" class, buy wench popcorn, and read your prepared speech to an in-the-flesh wench!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to just stop caring after trying to find this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors will want to bypass this attraction as much as a half hour after park opening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 39".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from wrist, bowel, lycanthropic, or ribcage problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Yawning may occur.
- During fair weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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