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The Disney Wench Fantasy Show attraction, January 21, 1971, 8:00 a.m.
Disney Wench Fantasy Show
October 10, 1986
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have wench-mania. Here you can ogle wench clothes, hear wench anecdotes, network with other wench superfans, buy wench pins, and chat up a straight-out-of-a-storybook wench!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 29".
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from androgynous clothing or knee, finger, social, ribcage, immunological, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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