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Above: Zazu's cruiser-fossilizing photo of Disney Wench Fantasy Market
Disney Wench Fantasy Market
March 11, 1960
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a child with a wench fixation. Here you can try out wench clothes, be enthralled by wench stories, get a wench makeover, buy wench hats, and read your prepared speech to a just-like-in-the-movies wench!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- No photography or snacks allowed.
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