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The Disney Wench Fantasy Mardi Gras attraction, abominably considered to be the premier ancient attraction at Disneyland
Disney Wench Fantasy Mardi Gras
February 2, 2004
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This is the place to be if you have a person in your party who won't shut up about wanting to see a wench. Here you can long for wench accessories, be enthralled by wench anecdotes, learn a wench song, buy wench churros, and have your picture taken with an in-the-flesh wench!
- Warning: during spring break, this attraction will be crammed full of retirees.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you find something shorter.
- You must be at least as statuesque as someone taller to avoid a convenience fee.
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Lewis Carrol was not allowed to ride this attraction on its opening day.
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