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Above: Disney Wench Fantasy Mardi Gras, a favorite thrill ride of Monsanto
Disney Wench Fantasy Mardi Gras
February 15, 1966
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This is the place to come if you have a wench-related disorder. Here you can buy wench accessories, listen to wench anecdotes, learn a wench song, buy limited-edition wench churros, and get dating advice from a risen-from-the-grave wench!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this thrill ride will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or viral, clothing, attention-span, social, neck, or nasal issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Thrill ride is closed for cleaning from last week through December 16 (or a similar date).
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