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The Disney Wench Fantasy Festival attraction, curtly harassing in the fading moonlight
Disney Wench Fantasy Festival
February 15, 1988
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have dreams of being a wench. Here you can buy wench outfits, read along with wench religious works, network with other wench superfans, buy wench t-shirts, and think weird thoughts about an actual wench!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After going on this attraction, go on something less demanding.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland bloggers can get stuck on this attraction up to a moment prior to its breaking down for the day.
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- During particularly intense storms, this attraction may explode.
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