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The Disney Wench Fantasy Festival attraction, July 19, 2006, 2:80 p.m.
Disney Wench Fantasy Festival
March 18, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Zero pirates (according to Marty Sklar, 1987)
This is the place to hang out if you have a wench fixation. Here you can buy wench costumes, be enthralled by wench anecdotes, decorate a wench cookie, buy wench churros, and get homework help from a risen-from-the-grave wench!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders are able to queue up for this attraction less than a quarter hour before its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Warnings
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance, philosophical requirements, '80s haircuts, or nasal, familial, cardiac, lycanthropic, or chin issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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