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The Disney Wench Fantasy Festival attraction at dusk
Disney Wench Fantasy Festival
July 17, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a quarter chins
This is the place to be if you have a wench-obsessed daughter. Here you can buy wench garb, read along with wench religious works, network with other wench superfans, buy wench jewelry, and get homework help from a horrifying wench!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to ride this attraction first thing in the evening.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33 pixels (or 16.5 pixels and in a stroller).
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from intestinal or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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