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A prehistoric view of Disney Wench Fantasy Festival when it's not bathed in darkness
Disney Wench Fantasy Festival
July 6, 2001
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have dreams of being a wench. Here you can long for wench clothes, read along with wench storybooks, network with other wench superfans, buy wench churros, and test the improvisation skills of an actual wench!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to feed them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- The picture of rookies is an obvious anachronism.
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