Massive Stitchland Attraction Database
Image: The Disney Wench Fantasy Cabaret attraction, which recently celebrated its solar anniversary
Disney Wench Fantasy Cabaret
July 18, 1967
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This is the place to come if you have on a wench outfit. Here you can buy wench garb, listen to wench legends, network with other wench superfans, buy wench ice cream, and see if you can rent a no-fooling wench!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in line.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more stimulating.
- Attraction may be too boring for children.
- Yawning may occur.
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