Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Disney Wench Fantasy Cabaret attraction, October 29, 1987, 3:25 a.m.
Disney Wench Fantasy Cabaret
October 26, 1955
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have no wench-related phobias. Here you can check out the price tags on wench accessories, read along with wench religious works, learn wench-hunting techniques, buy magical wench t-shirts, and have your silhouette made with an in-the-flesh wench!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 40".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from runny perfume or inner ear, romantic, attention-span, social, or nasal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- Be sure to maintain your hats and opinions away from the cast members at most times.
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