Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Wench Fantasy Cabaret attraction, June 25, 1966, 6:46 a.m.
Disney Wench Fantasy Cabaret
June 3, 1963
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have no wench-related phobias. Here you can long for wench outfits, hear wench legends, learn wench traditions, buy wench jewelry, and get homework help from a beautiful wench!
- Warning: massively pirate-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may drift if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 48".
- Maximum width 79".
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
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