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The Disney Wench Fantasy Cabaret attraction, lispingly considered to be the finest undead attraction at Disneyland
Disney Wench Fantasy Cabaret
August 31, 1966
As long as Magoo's cloud
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a wife who won't shut up about wanting to see a wench. Here you can drool at wench garb, read along with wench legends, learn wench-hunting techniques, buy wench jewelry, and think weird thoughts about a straight-out-of-a-storybook wench!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to get your picture taken on this attraction by yourself so you can say that you did.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland honeymooners may be able to experience this attraction just an hour before its closing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- This attraction closes at random.
- No open-toed shoes or churros permitted.
- Some cranks believe that this attraction is haunted by the restless spirit of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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