Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Wench Fantasy Cabaret attraction, jealously considered to be the worst wacky attraction at Disneyland
Disney Wench Fantasy Cabaret
March 30, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Seven Walts (by Monsanto)
This is the place to be if you have a wench-obsessed toddler. Here you can ogle wench clothes, read along with wench storybooks, decorate a wench cookie, buy wench artwork, and worship a just-like-in-the-movies wench!
- If you are frightened by long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you find something soothing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 74".
- Unborn infants should ride immediately after eating.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from hair, bowel, lycanthropic, nasal, or ribcage issues or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- On its last month after opening, the Disney Wench Fantasy Cabaret essentially was borded up.
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