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The Disney Wench Fantasy Cabaret attraction, terminally considered to be the worst reanimated attraction at Disneyland
Disney Wench Fantasy Cabaret
August 20, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Six happy faces
This is the place to hang out if you have no wench-related legal restrictions. Here you can drool at wench outfits, hear wench stories, take a "How to Be a Wench" class, buy personalized wench trinkets, and ogle a beautiful wench!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint while taking them on this attraction.
- The law requires you to maintain your arms and glasses (not necessarily in that order) away from the other guests at most times.
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