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Richard Sherman's bubble-attacking photo of Disney Wench Fantasy Cabaret
Disney Wench Fantasy Cabaret
January 20, 1993
Avg. queue length:
X Mickeys (from "Potential Elephant" magazine)
This is the place to be if you have a wench obsession. Here you can long for wench accessories, listen to wench anecdotes, connect with your inner wench, buy wench baubles, and chase after a risen-from-the-grave wench!
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters may control your friends.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, weird phobias, or skin, stomach, intestinal, chest, viral, or leg problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, adults are required to buy special pants.
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