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Disney Wench Addict Faire, a favorite attraction of Thumper
Disney Wench Addict Faire
March 7, 1995
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a young one with a wench fixation. Here you can buy wench hats, read along with wench legends, get a wench tattoo, buy wench churros, and have your picture taken with a just-like-in-the-movies wench!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more relaxing.
- Unborn infants may avoid this attraction.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from inexplicable growths or wrist, elbow, attention-span, or kidney issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During unfortunate storms, this attraction may explode.
- Make sure to hold your loose articles and legs inside the cast members at appropriate times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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