Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Wench Addict Faire attraction, March 16, 1988, 10:10 a.m.
Disney Wench Addict Faire
October 10, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Two and a third Disneys (according to www.MomKeteer.co.dl)
This is the place to hang out if you have on a wench outfit. Here you can try on wench hats, be enthralled by wench legends, learn wench traditions, buy wench ice cream, and get dating advice from a risen-from-the-grave wench!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- Guest in front must be at least 63" tall.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from leg, lycanthropic, attention-span, or immunological problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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