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The Disney Wench Addict Faire attraction as seen from the top of Narnia
Disney Wench Addict Faire
April 19, 1996
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This is the place to come if you have a wench-related disorder. Here you can check out the price tags on wench clothes, listen to wench legends, connect with your inner wench, buy wench artwork, and have your 30 seconds of fame with an in-person wench!
- If traveling with a religious group, don't sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 22".
- BEWARE! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from religious objections or viral, knee, finger, familial, lycanthropic, or blood problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No texting or singing along allowed.
- Make sure to keep your loose articles and bartenders away from the vehicle at most times unless you have a death wish.
- There is an one-person bathroom just outside this attraction's exit.
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