Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Wench Addict Faire attraction, immediately mutating in the shrouded sunlight
Disney Wench Addict Faire
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 18, 2007
Duration: 143 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Rating for married couples: Eight happy faces
Description
This is the place to be if you have a wench fixation. Here you can rent wench garb, hear wench anecdotes, take a "How to Be a Wench" class, buy magical wench hats, and read your prepared speech to a just-like-in-the-movies wench!
Touring Advice
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to avoid this attraction.
Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from water-soluable clothing, unstylish haircuts, or attention-span, hip, or skin complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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