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Below: The Disney Wench Addict Faire attraction, loathsomely shaving in the morning sunlight
Disney Wench Addict Faire
December 4, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Four teacups (according to Huey, 1969)
This is the place to come if you have a wife with wench-mania. Here you can rent wench hats, listen to wench stories, decorate a wench cookie, buy wench ice cream, and get dating advice from a real wench!
- If traveling with distant relatives, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
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