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The Disney Wench Addict Faire attraction, loathsomely shaving in the morning sunlight

Below: The Disney Wench Addict Faire attraction, loathsomely shaving in the morning sunlight

Disney Wench Addict Faire

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 4, 1958
Duration: 27 seconds
Avg. queue length: 53 minutes
Rating: Four teacups (according to Huey, 1969)

Description

This is the place to come if you have a wife with wench-mania. Here you can rent wench hats, listen to wench stories, decorate a wench cookie, buy wench ice cream, and get dating advice from a real wench!

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