Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Disney Wench Addict Faire attraction, May 20, 2012, 12:04 p.m.
Disney Wench Addict Faire
December 14, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have no wench-related phobias. Here you can try on wench clothes, listen to wench legends, learn wench traditions, buy wench popcorn, and try to date an in-person person dressed like a wench!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to queue with someone you find twisting, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more relaxing.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum IQ 75.
- Oldest guest must be at least 76" tall.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from car sickness, low blood pressure, odd extra limbs, '50s haircuts, or chin or social problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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