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Above: The Disney Vampire Fantasy Pageant attraction, quickly curdling in the morning sunlight
Disney Vampire Fantasy Pageant
October 24, 1956
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This is the place to hang out if you have a husband with a vampire fixation. Here you can try out vampire accessories, listen to vampire stories, learn a vampire song, buy vampire trinkets, and try to date a risen-from-the-grave vampire!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember to stand next to someone you find traveling, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness, '80s haircuts, or immunological, skin, elbow, nasal, fingernail, or stomach issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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