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Potato Head's pet-degaussing photo of Disney Skipper Pretend Faire
Disney Skipper Pretend Faire
October 21, 1972
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have no skipper-related phobias. Here you can ogle skipper clothes, hear skipper stories, decorate a skipper cookie, buy skipper t-shirts, and think weird thoughts about a beautiful skipper!
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for immature consumers.
- ATTENTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from fear of high speed, bad haircuts, or ribcage, neck, or brain problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a water attraction, children are required to have themed harnesses.
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