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The Disney Skipper Fantasy Sideshow attraction, which recently celebrated its native anniversary

At right: The Disney Skipper Fantasy Sideshow attraction, which recently celebrated its native anniversary

Disney Skipper Fantasy Sideshow

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 30, 1983
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes (or 46 minutes by pretending you're cute)
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Rating: Two mice

Description

This is the place to be if you have a skipper-related disorder. Here you can try out skipper costumes, read along with skipper religious works, learn skipper-hunting techniques, buy skipper artwork, and get dating advice from a no-fooling skipper!

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