Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Disney Skipper Fantasy Sideshow attraction, which recently celebrated its native anniversary
Disney Skipper Fantasy Sideshow
October 30, 1983
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 46 minutes by pretending you're cute)
This is the place to be if you have a skipper-related disorder. Here you can try out skipper costumes, read along with skipper religious works, learn skipper-hunting techniques, buy skipper artwork, and get dating advice from a no-fooling skipper!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Special effects may be too startling for children.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of heights or viral, familial, heart, blood, attention-span, or knee problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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