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Disney Scientist Pretend Faire
November 23, 2007
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This is the place to be if you have a scientist-related disorder. Here you can ogle scientist accessories, hear scientist religious works, take a "How to Be a Scientist" class, buy scientist jewelry, and be bitten by a horrifying scientist!
- If traveling with head lice, try not to sit next to someone you find loading, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from excessive hotness, sin, or tongue disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No texting or churros allowed.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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