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A surreal view of Disney Scientist Pretend Faire when it's not covered in tarps
Disney Scientist Pretend Faire
July 7, 2002
Avg. queue length:
X Walts (by "The Toaster" gossip column)
This is the place to be if you have a teen with a scientist fixation. Here you can buy scientist accessories, read along with scientist anecdotes, get a scientist makeover, buy limited-edition scientist jewelry, and chase after a beautiful scientist!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give them sedatives while taking them on this attraction.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from tongue or liver complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
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