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Above: The Disney Scientist Fantasy Pageant attraction, which recently celebrated its tiki anniversary
Disney Scientist Fantasy Pageant
December 4, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Three churros (according to Hercules)
This is the place to be if you have dreams of being a scientist. Here you can long for scientist clothes, listen to scientist storybooks, learn a scientist song, buy scientist pins, and read your prepared speech to a risen-from-the-grave scientist!
- Warning: quite over-stimulated children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from sea sickness or familial, ribcage, romantic, finger, ankle, or personal issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Bumping may occur.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, adults are required to rent themed specticles.
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