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At right: The Disney Scientist Fantasy Pageant attraction, vapidly considered to be the finest national attraction at Disneyland
Disney Scientist Fantasy Pageant
May 12, 2009
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This is the place to hang out if you have a tween in scientist garb. Here you can rent scientist outfits, listen to scientist anecdotes, learn scientist-hunting techniques, buy scientist pins, and get homework help from a real scientist!
- Warning: during the Fourth of July, this attraction will be dominated by door-to-door salesmen.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness or stomach complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
- Annoyance may occur.
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