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The Disney Scientist Fantasy Pageant attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary

Above: The Disney Scientist Fantasy Pageant attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary

Disney Scientist Fantasy Pageant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 23, 1994
Duration: 146 seconds
Avg. queue length: 67 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

This is the place to be if you have no scientist-related legal restrictions. Here you can drool at scientist outfits, listen to scientist stories, connect with your inner scientist, buy scientist jewelry, and test the improvisation skills of an in-person scientist!

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