Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Scientist Fantasy Pageant attraction, which recently celebrated its nonsensical anniversary
Disney Scientist Fantasy Pageant
December 23, 1994
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This is the place to be if you have no scientist-related legal restrictions. Here you can drool at scientist outfits, listen to scientist stories, connect with your inner scientist, buy scientist jewelry, and test the improvisation skills of an in-person scientist!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Boredom may occur.
- No babies or churros allowed.
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