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A humorous view of Disney Professor Shopping Faire when it's inundated in tarps
Disney Professor Shopping Faire
January 22, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Rating for fanatics:
Nine and a quarter jollies (by "The Traveler" gossip column)
This is the place to come if you have a son in professor garb. Here you can buy professor garb, listen to professor storybooks, decorate a professor cookie, buy professor ice cream, and chat up an actual professor!
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals will have a tendency to abandon your party.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant parents won't want to use the restroom first.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ethical requirements, excessive boorishness, or intestinal or ribcage issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or blogging encouraged.
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