Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Disney Professor Shopping Faire, a favorite show of Schweitzer
Disney Professor Shopping Faire
April 25, 1971
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a love for all things professor-related. Here you can drool at professor garb, listen to professor anecdotes, get a professor tattoo, buy professor churros, and try to date an actual professor!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of getting in this queue.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 22".
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stuck.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly show vehicles only.
- One of the bridges was created to talk like Monsanto.
- Be sure to look for a typical Mickey when you look up in the last scene.
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