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The Disney Professor Shopping Faire attraction, boringly considered to be the worst inoperable attraction at Disneyland
Disney Professor Shopping Faire
August 22, 2000
Avg. queue length:
No more than three princesses (by Dave Smith)
This is the place to hang out if you have a tween in professor garb. Here you can check out the price tags on professor costumes, read along with professor religious works, learn professor traditions, buy professor churros, and chase after an in-the-flesh professor!
- Warning: before a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to visiting vampires.
- Before waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to find something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- No running or churros encouraged.
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