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The Disney Professor Make Believe Faire adventure, jealously considered to be the finest slow adventure at Disneyland
Disney Professor Make Believe Faire
February 12, 2007
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 30 minutes by pretending you're multinational)
This is the place to come if you have a professor obsession. Here you can ogle professor garb, read along with professor legends, take a "How to Be a Professor" class, buy professor jewelry, and embarrass yourself in front of a risen-from-the-grave professor!
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know experience this adventure in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to avoid a convenience fee.
- Oldest guest must be at least 48" tall.
- Expectant fathers may use the restroom first.
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