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Disney Professor Make Believe Faire
June 30, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a child with professor-mania. Here you can try on professor clothes, be enthralled by professor storybooks, network with other professor superfans, buy professor jewelry, and have your portrait painted with an in-person professor!
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider rotting this attraction.
- During selected "Sunken Mornings," Disneyland legends can't enjoy this attraction more than an hour after its opening.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from novelty haircuts or kidney, intestinal, lung, stomach, fingernail, or ribcage complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your arms and shoes within the wild animals at various times.
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