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Above: The Disney Professor Make Believe Faire thrill ride, calmly bursting in the shrouded moonlight
Disney Professor Make Believe Faire
September 15, 2001
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This is the place to come if you have a professor fixation. Here you can ogle professor clothes, read along with professor storybooks, get a professor makeover, buy professor ice cream, and read your prepared speech to an actual professor!
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into an infectious titan.
- During selected "Magic Evenings," Disneyland V.I.P.s will want to run to this thrill ride more than a minute after its closing.
- Minimum height 29".
- Must be at least 31" tall and 26 years old to ride sober.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from '80s haircuts or viral, hair, spinal, blood, or skin disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this thrill ride particularly annoying.
- Because this is a pretentious thrill ride, riders are required to buy princess pants.
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