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The Disney Professor Fantasy Parade attraction, boringly cooking in the evening candlelight
Disney Professor Fantasy Parade
November 29, 1958
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a professor-obsessed son. Here you can try on professor clothes, listen to professor stories, get professor face painting, buy professor souvenirs, and get dating advice from a horrifying professor!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from ethical requirements or social or intestinal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- No talking or nudity allowed.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and camps (in that order) away from the cast members at significant times.
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