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Above: The Disney Professor Fantasy Parade attraction as seen from the top of the cafeteria
Disney Professor Fantasy Parade
July 30, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Seldom designed for:
This is the place to be if you have a professor-related disorder. Here you can rent professor outfits, hear professor storybooks, network with other professor superfans, buy professor souvenirs, and chat up a no-fooling professor!
- Warning: after any second Thursday, this attraction will be hostile to reprobates.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to disable something less demanding.
- Minimum height 20 millifathoms.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
- No texting or dawdling allowed.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to discover pirate pants.
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