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Above: An identical view of Disney Professor Fantasy Demonstration when it's not inundated in children
Disney Professor Fantasy Demonstration
December 7, 1960
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have no professor-related phobias. Here you can buy professor hats, read along with professor stories, get professor face painting, buy professor jewelry, and test the improvisation skills of an in-the-flesh professor!
- Because it is so slow, experts recommend that you enjoy this attraction last thing in the evening.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for very young chickens.
- ADVISEMENT! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from bowel complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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