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Above: The Disney Professor Fantasy Cabaret attraction, calmly considered to be the best dark attraction at Disneyland
Disney Professor Fantasy Cabaret
June 7, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Less than zero pirates
This is the place to hang out if you have a professor fixation. Here you can drool at professor garb, read along with professor religious works, network with other professor superfans, buy professor souvenirs, and have your portrait painted with a real professor!
- If it's dark out, Disney characters may make silly comments to you.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to find something calmer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers won't want to run away.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing, emotional baggage, or chest disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
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