Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney Professor Fantasy Cabaret attraction, August 14, 1991, 9:99 a.m.
Disney Professor Fantasy Cabaret
November 21, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have an unnatural professor obsession. Here you can ogle professor costumes, listen to professor anecdotes, decorate a professor cookie, buy professor souvenirs, and have your 30 seconds of fame with a horrifying professor!
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Policies and Notices
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from ribcage, attention-span, lycanthropic, bowel, chest, or hair problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experiment.
- Strollers will be instantly destroyed by this attraction's queue.
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