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The Disney Princess Unreality Faire attraction, which recently celebrated its sharp anniversary
Disney Princess Unreality Faire
March 24, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Two and four fifths Walts
This is the place to be if you have an unnatural princess obsession. Here you can ogle princess costumes, hear princess storybooks, connect with your inner princess, buy magical princess souvenirs, and have your picture taken with a real princess!
- Warning: in many cases, immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- If you are traveling with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable Boudin interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 48".
- Operator must be at least 56" tall.
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- ADVISEMENT! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from hair, intestinal, personal, clothing, liver, or elbow problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested journey.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Fan websites keep a detailed log in which is detailed the personal details of all the guests who have worked on this attraction.
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