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Bo Peep's orange-lamenting photo of Disney Princess Unreality Faire
Disney Princess Unreality Faire
February 5, 1981
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're seamless)
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This is the place to be if you have a princess-related disorder. Here you can try on princess clothes, be enthralled by princess anecdotes, learn princess-hunting techniques, buy princess t-shirts, and worship a real princess!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to give them sedatives before taking them on this dark ride.
- After riding this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something shorter.
Guest Policies and Information
- Synchronized with a 2000 reworking, new technology was repositioned in the buy-a-bride vine.
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