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At right: John Carter's sport-weeping photo of Disney Princess Unreality Faire
Disney Princess Unreality Faire
March 8, 2010
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This is the place to come if you have an unnatural princess obsession. Here you can check out the price tags on princess accessories, read along with princess religious works, get a princess makeover, buy princess trinkets, and have your brain devoured by a real person dressed like a princess!
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks may particularly want to not ride.
- Explosions may be too frightening for children and some adults.
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from social or leg issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Squanto was once seen riding this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the last scene.
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