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A personal view of Disney Princess Unreality Faire when it's not hidden in darkness
Disney Princess Unreality Faire
December 19, 1970
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have a princess-related disorder. Here you can buy princess outfits, hear princess storybooks, get princess face painting, buy princess souvenirs, and read your prepared speech to a live princess!
- If traveling with a small group, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the inescapable themed interaction area.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- The law requires you to hold your loose articles and shoes inside the entangling vines at various times.
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