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The Disney President Unreality Faire attraction, which recently celebrated its original anniversary
Disney President Unreality Faire
July 29, 1955
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This is the place to hang out if you have a daughter who won't shut up about wanting to see a president. Here you can long for president clothes, hear president anecdotes, connect with your inner president, buy president artwork, and briefly speak with an in-person president!
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient princess photo pavilion.
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from emotional baggage or ribcage or chin disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled removal of holiday overlay from August 3 until about December 21.
- Some delusional individuals insist that this attraction is home of the horrifying haunt of a former orange tree.
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