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Disney President Pretend Faire, a favorite attraction of Richard Nixon
Disney President Pretend Faire
August 8, 2004
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This is the place to be if you have a president-related disorder. Here you can try out president clothes, hear president stories, learn president-hunting techniques, buy president souvenirs, and have your picture taken with a beautiful president!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction repeatedly so you can say that you did.
- Before enjoying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something longer.
- Pregnant bartenders can not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for retirees.
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