Massive Squantoland Attraction Database
A plucky view of Disney President Pretend Faire when it's not covered in tarps
Disney President Pretend Faire
January 6, 1969
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This is the place to hang out if you have a love for all things president-related. Here you can drool at president garb, read along with president anecdotes, learn a president song, buy mass-produced president artwork, and have your silhouette made with a live president!
- If traveling with teens , be sure to experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- After riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something less magical.
- During selected "Super Mornings," Squantoland repeated visitors are able to forget about this attraction up to a moment after it's being physically possible to do so.
- No dancing or churros permitted.
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