Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney President Fantasy Extravaganza attraction, monstrously scathing in the fading sunlight
Disney President Fantasy Extravaganza
November 1, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a quarter mice (according to "Complex Pig" newsletter)
This is the place to be if you have on a president outfit. Here you can rent president hats, be enthralled by president anecdotes, learn a president song, buy mass-produced president pins, and chase after an in-person president!
- Warning: in the middle of a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
- Minimum height 32".
- For your safety, you should be free from felony convictions or nasal, immunological, brain, stomach, ankle, or ribcage disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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