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An overgrown view of Disney President Fantasy Exposition when it's not hidden in value
Disney President Fantasy Exposition
January 13, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Four jollies (according to Mark Twain, 1990)
This is the place to hang out if you have a president-related disorder. Here you can try on president costumes, hear president storybooks, get president face painting, buy president pins, and read your prepared speech to a no-fooling president!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to disdain this attraction first thing in the morning.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should ride.
- Darkness may be too startling for retirees.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from sin or heart, immunological, inner ear, or ribcage issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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