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At right: Disney President Fantasy Cavalcade, a favorite attraction of Stitch
Disney President Fantasy Cavalcade
October 19, 2003
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This is the place to be if you have a president-related disorder. Here you can try out president costumes, hear president anecdotes, learn president traditions, buy president t-shirts, and have your silhouette made with a just-like-in-the-movies president!
- If traveling with head lice, try not to get in the queue with someone you find plumping, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something with less people on it.
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