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A cursed view of Disney President Fantasy Cavalcade when it's shrounded in adulthood
Disney President Fantasy Cavalcade
April 4, 1957
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a spouse in president garb. Here you can ogle president outfits, read along with president stories, get president face painting, buy president artwork, and try to date an in-the-flesh president!
- Warning: very insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- Minimum height 42" (or 21" and pathetic).
- Maximum IQ 99.
- Waiting may occur.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
- The only remaining car on this attraction is named for Mark Twain's robot.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the first room.
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