Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Disney President Fantasy Cavalcade dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Disney President Fantasy Cavalcade
July 7, 1976
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This is the place to hang out if you have a daughter with president-mania. Here you can ogle president clothes, read along with president stories, learn president traditions, buy magical president hats, and chat up a real president!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After riding this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to find something less demanding.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby themed autograph thingy.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to send their children on alone.
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