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Pictured: The Disney President Fantasy Bazaar attraction during a moment of contemplation
Disney President Fantasy Bazaar
December 1, 1968
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This is the place to hang out if you have a president-obsessed wife. Here you can buy president clothes, hear president storybooks, network with other president superfans, buy limited-edition president trinkets, and have your portrait painted with a no-fooling person dressed like a president!
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders will have a tendency to point at you.
- You must be at least as high as your companions to participate.
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