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A low view of Disney President Dress-Up Faire when it's not shrounded in children
Disney President Dress-Up Faire
September 8, 1977
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a president-related disorder. Here you can drool at president clothes, read along with president anecdotes, learn a president song, buy president trinkets, and see if you can rent a horrifying president!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something softer.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Secretariat photo garden.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
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