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Pictured: The Disney Politician Unreality Faire attraction at dusk
Disney Politician Unreality Faire
March 20, 1999
Avg. queue length:
X and a half rainbows
This is the place to come if you have a spouse who won't shut up about wanting to see a politician. Here you can check out the price tags on politician hats, listen to politician religious works, get a politician tattoo, buy politician popcorn, and briefly speak with a risen-from-the-grave politician!
- Warning: before rabbit season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for pedals.
- Minimum height 35".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from kidney, nasal, or intestinal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No running or snacks encouraged.
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