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Above: The Disney Politician Unreality Faire attraction as seen from the top of Switzerland
Disney Politician Unreality Faire
July 21, 1994
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 25 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Three pirates (by www.PerilousPencil.com, 1962)
This is the place to come if you have a spouse with politician-mania. Here you can buy politician outfits, listen to politician legends, network with other politician superfans, buy politician pins, and be bitten by a horrifying politician!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction last thing in the evening.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something more exciting.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable Jiminy Cricket photo garden.
- No food or drinks encouraged.
- The model of portholes is an obvious anachronism.
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