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The Disney Politician Unreality Faire attraction, happily sparkling in the afternoon sunlight
Disney Politician Unreality Faire
January 17, 1999
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This is the place to hang out if you have no politician-related phobias. Here you can try out politician garb, hear politician anecdotes, get politician face painting, buy politician t-shirts, and see if you can rent an actual politician!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to talk too much to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant grandparents can avoid this attraction.
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