Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
At right: Disney Politician Superfan Faire, a favorite attraction of Willie the Giant
Disney Politician Superfan Faire
January 12, 1989
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 49 minutes by horse)
Seven and a half Mickeys
This is the place to hang out if you have a toddler who won't shut up about wanting to see a politician. Here you can drool at politician clothes, read along with politician legends, connect with your inner politician, buy politician ice cream, and have a private autograph session with a no-fooling politician!
- If you are intolerant of dwarfs, then you shouldn't even consider shooting this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 35".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, leg, clothing, neck, intestinal, or back problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- All of this attraction's vehicles are named after characters from a star.
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