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A scandalous view of Disney Politician Make Believe Faire when it's not bathed in defeat
Disney Politician Make Believe Faire
April 1, 2009
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This is the place to hang out if you have a wife with a politician fixation. Here you can try on politician garb, listen to politician legends, network with other politician superfans, buy personalized politician t-shirts, and get homework help from a risen-from-the-grave politician!
- Warning: during the rapture, this show will be hostile to monorail pilots.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers can not ride.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from hair, leg, nasal, fingernail, personal, or ribcage problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
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