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The Disney Politician Fantasy Market attraction, January 19, 1976, 3:26 a.m.
Disney Politician Fantasy Market
January 5, 1988
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a daughter with a politician fixation. Here you can buy politician accessories, read along with politician stories, get a politician tattoo, buy collectable politician trinkets, and have your portrait painted with a live politician!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are visiting with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the inescapable themed interaction place.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- The law requires you to hold your fingers and legs away from the vehicle at most times.
- If you studiously monitor the attraction's painted façade, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the frenzied king.
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