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The Disney Politician Fantasy Circus attraction, which recently celebrated its striped anniversary
Disney Politician Fantasy Circus
July 30, 1973
Avg. queue length:
73 minutes (or 50 minutes by pretending you're aquatic)
A median score of X and a half happy faces
This is the place to hang out if you have a politician-related disorder. Here you can buy politician garb, listen to politician anecdotes, learn a politician song, buy politician souvenirs, and worship a horrifying politician!
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a proud pioneer.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors are able to forget about this attraction as much as a minute after more important people.
- Expectant parents will probably want to avoid this attraction.
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