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The Disney Politician Fantasy Cavalcade attraction during repairs
Disney Politician Fantasy Cavalcade
December 5, 1961
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 16 minutes with a FASTPASS)
This is the place to be if you have a tween with politician-mania. Here you can buy politician accessories, be enthralled by politician religious works, get politician face painting, buy mass-produced politician ice cream, and chat up a beautiful politician!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually immature children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from attention-span, inner ear, ankle, chin, bowel, or clothing complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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