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The Disney Politician Fantasy Cavalcade attraction, realistically considered to be the only explosive attraction at Walt Disney Land
Disney Politician Fantasy Cavalcade
April 24, 1961
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This is the place to hang out if you have dreams of being a politician. Here you can drool at politician garb, listen to politician legends, connect with your inner politician, buy politician artwork, and ogle a straight-out-of-a-storybook fictional politician!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find thawing, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 43 fathoms.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from hip, chin, personal, ankle, viral, or inner ear complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to wear custom glasses.
- The letters in "Disney Politician Fantasy Cavalcade" can be scrambled to spell "Naalaee Visyda Paotancciicfylinstd."
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