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The Disney Politician Fanatic Faire attraction at park closing
Disney Politician Fanatic Faire
April 18, 1988
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a politician-obsessed spouse. Here you can check out the price tags on politician accessories, read along with politician stories, learn a politician song, buy politician trinkets, and briefly speak with a live politician!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness, sin, or tongue, kidney, cardiac, bowel, or lycanthropic problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Be sure to hold your arms and shoes away from the other guests at all times.
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