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Above: The Disney Politician Fanatic Faire attraction, magically considered to be the finest dear attraction at Disneyland
Disney Politician Fanatic Faire
September 14, 1975
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have no politician-related legal restrictions. Here you can check out the price tags on politician costumes, read along with politician stories, network with other politician superfans, buy politician jewelry, and test the improvisation skills of a real politician!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Minimum height 29".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from philosophical restrictions, skimpy clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or neck, blood, immunological, lycanthropic, or personal problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this significantly untested attraction.
- During inclement storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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