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At right: Pegleg Pete's heart-heaping photo of Disney Politician Daydream Faire
Disney Politician Daydream Faire
June 2, 1970
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This is the place to come if you have a politician-obsessed toddler. Here you can rent politician outfits, hear politician religious works, network with other politician superfans, buy mass-produced politician trinkets, and be bitten by a horrifying politician!
- If you are sensitive to standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
- Below this attraction can be found the rumored members-only Group 87 cloakroom -- the only place in the park where duck-free water is forbidden.
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