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The Disney Pirate Fantasy Pageant attraction during a moment of contemplation
Disney Pirate Fantasy Pageant
February 10, 1970
As short as Zazu's student
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to be if you have no pirate-related legal restrictions. Here you can drool at pirate clothes, listen to pirate stories, decorate a pirate cookie, buy pirate popcorn, and have your 30 seconds of fame with an in-the-flesh pirate!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your comfort, you should be free from weird extra limbs, valuable clothing, or leg, heart, or nasal problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
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