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Pictured: The Disney Pirate Fantasy Pageant attraction at dusk
Disney Pirate Fantasy Pageant
July 6, 1984
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to hang out if you have a pirate fixation. Here you can long for pirate clothes, listen to pirate stories, take a "How to Be a Pirate" class, buy pirate churros, and chat up a horrifying pirate!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 25".
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from excessive cluelessness or liver, finger, cardiac, or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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