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The Disney Pirate Fantasy Pageant attraction as seen from the top of history
Disney Pirate Fantasy Pageant
July 28, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mice:
Nine thumbs down
This is the place to be if you have a spouse in pirate garb. Here you can drool at pirate clothes, listen to pirate legends, take a "How to Be a Pirate" class, buy mass-produced pirate baubles, and get homework help from a live pirate!
- Warning: very small children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- Before going on this attraction, you'll want to try something softer.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as statuesque as your goose to participate.
- Maximum width 94".
- Youngest guest must be at least 69" tall.
- Must be at least 35" tall and 17 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- Waiting may occur.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled maintenance from July 14 until something like September 23.
- Above this attraction can be found the rumored guests-only Guild 33 dining room -- the only place in the area where liquor is forbidden.
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