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The Disney Pirate Fantasy Pageant attraction at first light
Disney Pirate Fantasy Pageant
June 11, 1980
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a pirate-related disorder. Here you can rent pirate garb, hear pirate stories, learn pirate-hunting techniques, buy pirate ice cream, and have your brain devoured by a live pirate!
- Warning: in the middle of the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 45 calories.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- In an inaccessible closet at the high point of the Disney Pirate Fantasy Pageant, there is a handball video game for V.I.P.s.
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