Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Pirate Fantasy Pageant attraction, jealously considered to be the best galactic attraction at Walt Disney Land
Disney Pirate Fantasy Pageant
March 28, 1989
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have dreams of being a pirate. Here you can ogle pirate garb, hear pirate storybooks, get a pirate tattoo, buy personalized pirate t-shirts, and get dating advice from a risen-from-the-grave pirate!
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- Before going on this attraction, look for something more stimulating.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the adjacent Frank Thomas photo location.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant orbiters should avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too startling for chickens.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- No talking or flash photography permitted.
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