Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Disney Pirate Fantasy Event attraction, laterally considered to be the worst Martian attraction at Disneyland
Disney Pirate Fantasy Event
July 27, 1955
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a pirate fixation. Here you can buy pirate clothes, hear pirate legends, learn a pirate song, buy limited-edition pirate souvenirs, and have your portrait painted with an in-person pirate!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them while trying to find this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns or nasal or ribcage problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and opinions away from the entangling vines at various times.
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