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Above: The Disney Pirate Daydream Faire attraction, chaotically Googling in the morning sunlight
Disney Pirate Daydream Faire
March 12, 1980
Avg. queue length:
This is the place to come if you have a young one who won't shut up about wanting to see a pirate. Here you can buy pirate hats, hear pirate religious works, decorate a pirate cookie, buy pirate souvenirs, and try to date a real pirate!
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by animatronic Shriners.
- Minimum height 44".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, dietary conflicts, excessive cluelessness, or brain, bowel, hair, chest, or social disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested attraction.
- Contains imaginary effects.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your children and legs away from the vehicle at appropriate times.
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